Friday, June 10, 2005


Basically, I have no idea why i started searching for Nina Hartley. I landed up at her site (which opens from insti btw) and signed up for the forums (:D). As I was looking around, there was this awesome section where she listed the wierd mail that she has been getting over the years. Read them and have a lot of fun.

Mail 1:
Hello Nina,
My husband and I just love you. I saw that you will be appearing at ********** tonight, we'll be there. I dream about fucking your ass with a strap-on! Maybe tonight?

Mail 2: (This guy thought that she'd fall for it)
Mr Chashem,
I am a movie producer in Hollywood. I am very big in the business. I want Nina to be in my next movie and I will pay her a lot of money but I lost her phone number.
Please send it to me right away.

Mail 3:
Dear chashem,
It has been brought to my attention that you have an unathorized picture of me on your site. I demand you give me a username and password so that I may look at it myself and determine if I should sue you or not!
Send the account information to ******** as I do not want my wife to read this.

Mail 4:

To site admin:
Yo dude,
what kinda fucking scam are you running here? I just signed up for your "site" and I can't get in. What the fuck asshole?

Site admin says:
I'm sorry you are having trouble. I looked up your account through your email address and could find no records. Please send me the date and time you signed up and your subscription id.

Frustrated dude says:
fuck you, just refund my 19.95 and don't you fuckin dare rebill me or I'll sue your ass.

Site admin says:
I'm sorry but why do you only want 19.95 refunded? The site costs 49.95 for six months and we never re-bill.

frustrated dude says:
Stop fucking with me and give me my fucking money or I'll contact Ibill and tell them about your scam site.

site admin says:
We do not use Ibill to process your credit cards. We use CCBill. Our price is 49.95, not 19.95. Are you sure you signed up for NINA.COM and not another site?

frustrated dude says:
Sorry dude. Wrong site.

Mail 5:
Hello Nina whore,
I am very rich, more money than you could imagine. I love whores, it's my hobby. I want to buy you for 1 to 2 days, sweetie. If you can suck my dick better than most of my other whores, I 'll buy you for the 2nd day.
I pay my whores top dollar so think about it.
I will be the best fuck you ever had!
If your interested in making a quick buck, contact my business manager at ************.


Mail 6:
To whom it may concerned,
This is ****** ******.I am trying to set up our
several new homepages and we are trying to find
the Good domain name.The domain name of you
own looks really good to us and found that it is
owned by you.Of course, it would be an important
domain name to youbut we really appreciate it
if we can get it forUS$1,000 with escrow.
(I pay escrow fee etc.).I do appology take your time.
Thank you,

Mail 7: (This sure;y takes the cake and I am sure that Golu must have mailed this :P)
You are the best! You got me through college (you and a good lubricant).
I just love you and want to see mor of you.
Just came across, could you tell me if you have a website?



At June 10, 2005 2:41 PM, Anonymous Golu's neighbour said...

I know for a fact that golu wrote it :D

At June 10, 2005 4:52 PM, Anonymous Golu's neighbour's neighbour said...

Haan bastards :P generally kya...waise I don't like Nina Hartley that much

At June 10, 2005 6:50 PM, Anonymous I Used to shout at Golu said...

who's Nina Hartley? and Who is Chashem? havent heard of them... have i missed something very exciting?

At June 10, 2005 7:33 PM, Anonymous shashi said...

G, nina hartley is a famous 'mature' porn*. for details, visit

At June 11, 2005 12:04 AM, Blogger vishnoi said...

any famous movies of nina that i can relate to ? and try and remember her in action??!?!

At June 11, 2005 3:11 AM, Anonymous shashi said...

there is a movie called nina's guide to alternative sex in insti. :-) have you seen that?

At June 12, 2005 9:27 PM, Blogger duhcreaturewithdrumsticks said...

:D:D:D i just loved the frustrated dude convo
shashi u r as useless a freshie can ever be :DD


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